This Sunday HBO will premiere their much anticipated series The The Erotic Adventures of ZorroYoung Pope, which hopes to finally give an answer to the age old question, "What if the Pope was also young?"
The idea is incredibly exciting and I just want to be part of it. So, free of charge, I have come up with seven episodes for the series that I think HBO should really take a look at.
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A local skate park and teen hangout in Los Angeles is bought by a rich real estate titan who wants to bulldoze it and build an investment firm. After the teens protest, he agrees that if one of the teens can win the local skateboarding competition, the park can remain open.
And the only person with gnarly enough board skills is the Young Pope.
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Young Pope creates an 11th Commandment.
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After doing molly once, the Young Pope spends the next month working on a lo-fi EDM album called SACRILEGIOUS, and opens for Flume at Ultra after it’s favorably received as “minimalist with a smattering of downtempo new wave synth.”
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The Devil comes to earth and brings hell with him, claiming he will only leave when somebody beats him in a rap battle. Earth’s greatest rappers try and fail, prompting the Young Pope, with Jesus Christ as his hype man, to step up to the mic and drop the absolute sickest rhymes ever heard by ears.
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After a wicked party at the Vatican, Young Pope gets busted driving drunk and his buddy Ryan has to bail him out of jail.
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Young Pope’s tweet about The Walking Dead goes viral.
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Young Pope smokes weed and listens to Tame Impala for 52 minutes.
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